Madisons Crush Lives, Marriages, Baseballs, Candy
By John Ventola
“Class, welcome back to school. This morning I want you all to compose a couple of sentences using the words ‘Madison’ and ‘crush’. Each word can be used in any form, verb, noun, pronoun, and adverb. You can start now!”
“Johnny, finished already?” “Yes, Mrs. Jones.” “Well, it only took you seconds, please read your sentences”.
“The DOW is crushing the advertising world, mainly Madison Avenue”.
“Ashley Madison will probably crush a lot of marriages”.
“Giants pitcher Madison Bumgarner is crushing home runs this year in addition to pitching well”.
“My friend Madison likes to play Candy Crush Soda Saga”.
“Johnny, very good. You quickly wrote your four sentences by thinking of current events. Well done”.
Bumgarner is the only sports figure in my attempt to give a mood-lightener to what is an
oppressive time in our lives. MadBum, as he is affectionately nicknamed, has hit five home runs this season while also winning fifteen games for the defending champion Giants. Bumgarner was the Most Valuable Player in the 2014 World Series. He posted probably the most dominating post-season pitching performance during San Francisco’s run to its third world championship in the past five years.
Bumgarner, 26, is a star and a positive in the crazy world we live in today. The falling stock market, and the hacking of a self-described “cheating” website, provide nothing but worry and unhappiness to many.
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